
18 November 2017 + 207,756 notesthe most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford
Twas the night before Christmas
and I swear to the Lord
I will break your goddamn ankles
If you don’t buy this ford
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