Haus Couch Composition

omgcheckplease:

35% dead skin cells
15% bodily fluids (butt sweat)
12% PBR
10% upholstered wood
10% “cushioning”
7% pizza grease
3% pie debris
3% an xbox controller that’s just like, in there
2% black mold
2% bottlecaps
.5% organic vantablack
.5% a new breed of spider

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18 July 2017 + 6,488 notes
Tags: #i love that this is canon #omgcp
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