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<b>Edgeworth:</b> Be careful with those mental gymnastics, Mr. Wright. You could get a cerebral hemmorhage from doing the splits.<p/><b></b> --<p/><b>Edgeworth:</b> Are you aware of how balloons deflate when they reach the tips of the atmosphere?<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> Huh? Where did that come from?<p/><b>Edgeworth:</b> It's a shame to watch you float so high just to sputter out all your hot air.<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> ...<p/><b>Maya:</b> Huh, so that's what happens? I always thought they could drift off into space.<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> ...You're not helping the metaphor, Maya.<p/><b></b> --<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> Your Honor, take a look at this!<p/><b>Judge:</b> What am I looking at, Mr. Wright?<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> It's where the problem in the testimony lies!<p/><b>Judge:</b> Really? ...But where exactly are you pointing?<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> Er... well, I know it's somewhere around here?<p/><b>Edgeworth:</b> Wright, would you like the bailiff to fetch you a laser pointer, so you may better pinpoint where your bluff lies?<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> ...N-no, thanks. I'll stick with my finger.<p/><b>Judge:</b> Mr. Wright! Please stick your finger more precisely next time! *boom*<p/><b></b> --<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> (Heh! Now who's full of hot air, Edgeworth?)<p/><b>Edgeworth:</b> ...I wouldn't look down if I were you.<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> Huh?<p/><b>Edgeworth:</b> It's clear that your head has inflated so much that it's gone beyond the clouds!<p/><b>Maya:</b> Like that balloon!<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> Argh! (Maya...!)<p/><b></b> --<p/><b>Judge:</b> ...So where does this leave us?<p/><b>Edgeworth:</b> Your Honor. The defense's case is so beyond saving that they may need Ms. Fey to channel it just to keep their guesswork going.<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> ...Hey, Edgeworth.<p/><b>Edgeworth:</b> What?<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> Okay, so I admit my case may seem just about dead, for now... but at least I didn't try to sue a TV studio in another country on grounds of copyright!<p/><b>Edgeworth:</b> Ugh! ...S-shut up! It was an obvious ripoff and you know it!<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> Yeah, well, too bad that suit is gone and buried.<p/><b>Edgeworth:</b> Grrrr...<p/><b>Judge:</b> N-now wait a moment, Mr. Wright! What is this about a television studio and how does it have to do with this case?<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> Um... It's nothing, Your Honor. I was just giving an example.<p/><b>Edgeworth:</b> ...<p/><b>Maya:</b> Wow, Nick. That was brutal.<p/><b>Phoenix:</b> (It was deserved, that's what.)<p/><b></b> --<p/><b>Bonus:</b> <p/><b>Klavier:</b> Your Honor! The prosecution would like to call its next witness!<p/><b>Apollo:</b> I-its next witness!?<p/><b>Klavier:</b> Yes, Herr Forehead, very good. Would you like a cracker to go with your parroting?<p/><b>Apollo:</b> ... (I take back all the things I said I liked about him.)<p/></p>
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